Dec 25

Hello

  • Anonymous: HI
  • David: OHAITHERE
  • Anonymous: I feel so bad
  • David: oh wai?
  • Anonymous: bcos i cheated
  • David: huh?
  • David: cheated your wife?
  • David: did she find out?
  • Anonymous: no
  • Anonymous: i cheated in my eye exam
  • David: .........
  • David: thats like the stupidest thing that i've ever heard in my life
  • Anonymous: i know, but i am very competitive
  • David disconnects Anonymous

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this is a clue to how I celebrated christmas

this is a clue to how I celebrated christmas

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Nov 8
why so serious

why so serious

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Aug 1
ready for takeoff

ready for takeoff

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"CHINA IS A BIG COUNTRY, INHABITED BY MANY CHINESE"

Former French President Charles de Gaulle

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Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It…

  • You Are Different and That’s Bad
  • The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  • Dad’s New Wife Robert
  • Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
  • Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  • The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  • All Cats Go to Hell
  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • Some Kittens Can Fly.
  • That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
  • Grandpa Gets a Casket
  • The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  • Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  • The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  • Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  • You Were an Accident
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
  • The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  • Your Nightmares Are Real
  • Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  • Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  • Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  • Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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in his head

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